Ryo is captain of the cheering squad, but its members threaten
to quit unless Ryo can prove she's worthy to be their captain. Her trials include
walking around with a vibrator stuck in her, and "improving relations"
with the cheerleading squad and the rugby team. The story is bleh, the art is
bleh, and the animation is even more bleh. The production values are better than
My Life As... Stage 1: A Chicken, but that's not saying much. Five-Ways
hasn't impressed me at all yet. I think the rugby team has been drinking too much
green tea, because their sperm is yellowish-green. Lightly forceful (though Ryo
doesn't put up a fight), this short show's main focus is humiliation. Best avoided.